Will Santa let me drive this year?

From Clayonline.com:

“Now that it’s all over, and for the record…. I couldn’t be happier about the way AI ended this year. I only turn the show on once a season, and only to see what the set looks like each year. This year, I happened to turn it during the minute that Adam Lambert was singing ‘Ring of Fire’ and, at that moment, thought my ears would bleed. Contrived, awful, and slightly frightening! I wasn’t really a fan and found myself surprised whenever folks told me that they liked him.”

Alright Mr. Perfect. You saw Adam Lambert once and judged him by a Johnny Cash song?

The first time I saw Clay Aiken I thought Santa must have given him a vacation from the North Pole to come and audition for Idol. Than I found out he actually smoked pole and had nothing to do with Santa!

Clay goes on in his blog:

“Granted, I never saw another performance (and many folks who I trust said that he was great) but I can’t imagine I would have enjoyed it. Just not my cup of tea at all.”

Let me guess Clay prefers his boys shorter and with blonde hair?

Who cares what he thinks?

I have a little bit of green left in my bank account and I will bet Clay any amount of money that Adam Lambert makes more money than he did before he took handouts for his coming out party in People magazine!

Someone put this guy back in the closet and lock the freakin door!

photo: AP