The Top 5 Reasons Dirk Nowitzki Dates a Criminal
Posted on Tuesday, May 12, 2009 in NBA
5. 7′0 rich German NBA players can’t get hot young chicks.
4. He needed someone to teach him how to steal.
3. Mark Cuban told him he could.
2. He admires President Obama’s willingness to bail people out.
1. She had him by the Nuggets!
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