Top 5 Reasons Manny Ramirez Used HCG
Posted on Friday, May 8, 2009 in MLB
5. He thought it helped players grab themselves less during games.
4. It was supposed to help him learn how to run the bases better.
3. His testes were a little high due to the LA smog.
2. He was preparing for the Tour de France or is it the Tour de Lance?
1. He wanted to feel more like Manly Ramirez.
photo courtesy of the Los Angeles Times
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